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The Crayon Box That Talk

While walking in a toy store,
The day before today,
I overheard a crayon box,
With many things to say…

'I don't like Red!' said Yellow.
And Green said, ‘Nor do I!
And no one likes Orange.
But no one knows just why.’

'We are a box of crayons
That doesn’t get along’
Said Blue to all the others
‘Something here is wrong!’

Well, I bought that box of crayons,
And took it home with me,
And laid out all the colors,
So the crayons could see all.

They watched me as I colored
With Red and Blue and Green,
And Black and White and Orange,
And every color in between…

They watched as Green became the grass,
And Blue became the sky,
The Yellow sun was shinning bright,
On White clouds drifting by,

Colors changing as they touched,
Becoming something new.
They watched me as I colored.
They watched till I was through.

And when I’d finally finished,
I began to walk away.
And as I did, the crayon box
Had something more to say…

' I do like Red' said Yellow
And Green said, ‘So do I!

And, Blue you were terrific
So high up in the sky!’

'We are a box of crayons,
Each one of us unique.
But when we get together,
The picture is complete.’

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- ~By unknown author

Pedo....Meter

  • Dad: Whats your mom's number
  • Me: *gives him her number"
  • Brother and I: *in living room on our electronics*
  • Dad: *talking to mom* Hey um I got this thing in the mail to pay for a pedo meter
  • Brother: you mean pedometer not pedo meter
  • Brother and I: *laughing hard*
  • Dad: oh yeah a pedometer the thing with the numbers and footsteps

Someone said you sound like an owl...

  • Me: Hey, mom...I heard someone say you sound like an owl....
  • Mom: do I know the person?
  • Me: yes...
  • Mom: Why would someone say that about me?
  • Me: I dunno the person said it though...
  • Mom: Who? who said it? whooo?
  • Me: *laughing my guys out*
  • Mom: Who would say that Ashton who tell me who!!
  • Me: *laughing so hard im crying
  • Mom: oh.....Ashton you dick
  • Me: *still laughing*
  • Mom: Shut up
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(Source: heckinlame)

I found this on ifunny not tumblr so plz don’t hate thanks :)Science bitches

I found this on ifunny not tumblr so plz don’t hate thanks :)

Science bitches

I love these stories

I love these stories

I absolutely love this…….myself I honestly think we are all the same made of the same things, im tired of being judged so much, sex, color, orinentation, religion, pretty,and skinny we are its bullshit everyone it beautiful and you all reading these now should have a little more confidence and self esteem, because no matter who or what you are I love you!

I absolutely love this…….myself I honestly think we are all the same made of the same things, im tired of being judged so much, sex, color, orinentation, religion, pretty,and skinny we are its bullshit everyone it beautiful and you all reading these now should have a little more confidence and self esteem, because no matter who or what you are I love you!

Soooo I saw this on facebook and I was thinking to myself wouldn’t it be a good idea to buy the paint and paint your sidewalk……..people would think your an alien…..but hey im okay with that I still wanna do it whos with me?

Soooo I saw this on facebook and I was thinking to myself wouldn’t it be a good idea to buy the paint and paint your sidewalk……..people would think your an alien…..but hey im okay with that I still wanna do it whos with me?

childhood……done right!

childhood……done right!

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